Still trying to decide if we like Rio.  

lastxbeautifulxgirl:

Yup. Watched that. Never leaving this room again. Are we leaving Brazil yet? 

Not yet..you suuure you don’t wanna check out the beach with me? ;)

I saw some dudes playing soccer and they asked me to play. 

hudsonfinnyd:

Pretty much. Peter Crouch sucks though. He’s only good with his head. Which sucks ‘cause he’s a professional and he shouldn’t do coke. 

…No one should do coke, Finn.

Still trying to decide if we like Rio.  

lastxbeautifulxgirl:

…

You’re a tiny little blonde AMERICAN girl in a foreign country. Ever watched Turistas? Set in Brazil, Q.

I saw some dudes playing soccer and they asked me to play. 

hudsonfinnyd:

There’s TONS of other tall players. Everyone’s heard of Maradona, freaking junkie and the hand of God. 

There are also short Basketball players who are decent but taller ones have the advantage. Also one of the best players Argentina’s ever had.

puuckerman:

I have awesome bone structure

Your cheekbones look ridiculous though, like scary. Like you could shank people with them.

Still trying to decide if we like Rio.  

lastxbeautifulxgirl:

Yeah, but these people give me he vibe that they are going to cut out my heart and eat it. 

…Or rape you.

I saw some dudes playing soccer and they asked me to play. 

hudsonfinnyd:

I know football is soccer, I’m not that dumb. We weren’t really talking, so why would that make any difference on how I play? Seriously don’t get it. Nobody took advantage of me. They did laugh though, but whatever, I was having fun and I don’t live here so they can suck it. Nope, not really, have you not heard of Peter Crouch? He’s taller than me.

One tall soccer player does not a team make. Ever heard of Diego Maradona? Garrincha? Vava? Roberto Carlos? Three are from Brazil by the way.

I saw some dudes playing soccer and they asked me to play. 

hudsonfinnyd:

That doesn’t make any sense, I know what we were playing and I sucked. I’m used to work with my arms, not my legs. 

How does that not make any sense? Football = Soccer. Football actually makes more sense because you’re playing a game with your feet. Also, little known fact if Brazilians know blatantly that you’re American, they might not take too kindly to you or they’ll take advantage. Also, you’re a bit clumsy and you can’t really dance, and you’re actually probably too tall for Soccer.

I saw some dudes playing soccer and they asked me to play. 

hudsonfinnyd:

I suck. Finally found a sport I’m bad at. They only said “pass ball” in English though. 

….For them it would be Football, Finn..not soccer. If you called it soccer, you probably confused them and that’s why you were bad.

puuckerman:

How the hell do I look like that?

Your face…what the fuck is wrong with your face, Skeletor?